In the good old US we usually tip the strippers one dollar unless you're a mark-ass trick that thinks that the more you tip a stripper the greater your chances of going home with her become. you better get some nose candy, i digress... however, our dollar is a bill that can fit easily under a garter belt. in the european union, the one euro (and two euro for that matter) are coins. therefore... how does one physically tip a stripper one or two euros? is there a bowl on stage or do they carry a coin satchel? maybe they just throw the coins on stage and the stripper has to bend down and with her index finger and thumb individually pick up each coin. but that would prolong the time between sets, so that seems unlikely. maybe the average tip is more than one or two euros? the lowest denomination of bill is a five euro. quite possibly that goes in a garter if they do indeed wear one. or maybe there is a place to insert these coins... (heeheeheeheeheeheehee) if anyone knows, tell me! i may have to do some hands on research concerning the query...
May 19, 2006
Pressing European Union Question...
In the good old US we usually tip the strippers one dollar unless you're a mark-ass trick that thinks that the more you tip a stripper the greater your chances of going home with her become. you better get some nose candy, i digress... however, our dollar is a bill that can fit easily under a garter belt. in the european union, the one euro (and two euro for that matter) are coins. therefore... how does one physically tip a stripper one or two euros? is there a bowl on stage or do they carry a coin satchel? maybe they just throw the coins on stage and the stripper has to bend down and with her index finger and thumb individually pick up each coin. but that would prolong the time between sets, so that seems unlikely. maybe the average tip is more than one or two euros? the lowest denomination of bill is a five euro. quite possibly that goes in a garter if they do indeed wear one. or maybe there is a place to insert these coins... (heeheeheeheeheeheehee) if anyone knows, tell me! i may have to do some hands on research concerning the query...
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Interesting question. But the real answer,as Nelly and Ludacris teach us in the "Pussy Poppin'on a Hand stand" video, is that you run a credit card down her ass.
Chris Adams
When I was in Berlin, there was this "red light"-esque neighborhood where strippers would loiter, and a pizza stand across the street where they seemed to go for smaller bills/change. They wore those fanny packs around to carry their change! You were exactly right in your speculation! Picture a pizza place FULL of hot women..with change purses around their waists!
I like what you're doing with this Blackest Bacchus.
Ova here (Germany)you usually got one of the two following scenarios takin place in strip clubs. Either you gotta dig deep in your pocket and produce the smallest existing bill worth five euros, which currently equals something like three bucks or you purchase "club dollars", bills that were custom made for the respective location you are at.
like the blog, some good reads
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